Moo-Less Chocolate Pie

Little did I know, my favorite chocolate pie I have been making for years is eerily similar to Aunt Sue's Incredibly Creamy Chocolate Pie I ate as a kid.  Although I remember her using carob in the filling, and I have only used chocolate to make this pie.  Still, resemblances remain, and I can't get enough of this pie.

This recipe first appeared on the "Tofuworld" episode of Good Eats back in 2001, and it's safe to say I have been making it ever since.  The semi-sweet chocolate chips allow the pie to be rich, while not too sweet, and the coffee liqueur adds a wonderful kick and depth of flavor.  Plus, the simplicity of the recipe makes it that much more appealing.

My one issue with this recipe is that it calls for 13 ounces of chocolate chips.  Seriously?  A standard bag of chocolate chips has 12 ounces.  I'm not going to buy another bag of chocolate chips just for one ounce.  So, I usually just use 12 ounces unless I have extra on hand, and I don't notice a difference.  I know that may sound trivial, but it has been bothering me for 10 years!

I'm glad I didn't let the 13 ounce anomaly stop me.  This pie is delicious as is, or with a little dollop of whipped cream; although, then it wouldn't be 'moo-less'.  Then again, what's wrong with a little 'moo' every once in a while?


Moo-Less Chocolate Pie
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Ingredients
13 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
1/3 cup coffee liqueur
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 pound silken tofu, drained
1 tablespoon honey

1 (9-inch) prepared chocolate wafer crust, recipe follows

Directions
Pour 1 inch of water into a saucepan, and bring to a simmer over medium heat. Melt the chocolate chips with the liqueur and vanilla in a medium metal bowl set over the simmering water, stirring often. Combine the chocolate mixture, tofu and honey in a blender and mix until smooth. Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate overnight.

Chocolate Wafer Crust:
6 1/2 ounces chocolate wafer cookies
1 tablespoon sugar
3 ounces unsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Combine cookies and sugar in a food processor and process until fine crumbs appear. Add the butter, pulsing to combine. Firmly press this mixture evenly into the bottom and up the sides a 9-inch metal pie pan. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes. Remove from the oven and cool completely before filling.

Incredibly Creamy Chocolate (or Carob!) Pie

After making a Creamy Carob Pie, and finding out that it was not the pie I remembered from my childhood, I went straight to the source.  I emailed Aunt Sue and asked her if she still had the recipe.  She quickly responded with not only the recipe, but also a scan of the card she uses.  Thank you, Aunt Sue!

My memories of this pie are of a graham cracker crust with a carob filling instead of chocolate, so that's what I made.  The pie couldn't be simpler.  With only three ingredients (not including the pie crust), it comes together in an instant.  The hardest part is waiting overnight to eat it.

This is a pie for carob lovers.  Mildly sweet, smooth and creamy, the carob is obviously the star of the show.  Even though carob can be used as a substitute for chocolate, it really has a flavor all it's own; with an almost coffee-like quality to it.  In my opinion, the authors of this recipe should have embraced the carob and called it 'Incredibly Creamy Carob Pie!'

Incredibly Creamy Chocolate (or Carob!) Pie

Printable Recipe 

Filling

12 oz chocolate or carob chips

21 oz silken tofu (firm)

3 tablespoons light honey

9 inch graham cracker or cookie crust pie shell

Heat chips in a double boiler or pan sitting in water until smooth.  Add honey.  In a blender or food processor, blend tofu until smooth.  Add the carob/honey mixture and whip until creamy.  Pour filling into pie crust.  Chill over night.  Slice and serve.

Creamy Carob Pie

 

When I was a child, I remember my Aunt Sue making a carob pie.  I was always excited to open the refrigerator door to see the silky smooth pie sitting on the shelf.  When I found this recipe for Creamy Carob Pie, I thought that I found her recipe, and I was excited to try it.  As it turns out, this isn't the recipe she used, I could tell after the first bite.  Still, it was a fun exploration into carob tofu goodness.

Unfortunately, this recipe is not complete.  The instructions for the crust never made it to the back of the card, unless the crust consists of just two cups of crushed graham crackers.  Upon making the pie, I opted not to use the shredded coconut, carob chips, or chopped nuts, because I don't remember Aunt Sue's having those toppings.  Two teaspoons of ground cinnamon seemed like a bit much to me, too, so I used a little less.

One thing I should have done differently, even though the recipe told me otherwise, was to bake the pie crust before filling.  This resulted is a soggy crust from the get go, which only got worse as the pie sat in the refrigerator.  I also used silken tofu as my tofu of choice, since the recipe did not specify.  Overall, though, the pie was simple to assemble, and was ready in no time.

The flavor of the pie was very good, and there wasn't too much cinnamon, as I had feared.  The cinnamon gave the pie a nice subtle spice and the carob flavor was in the forefront, as would be suspected.  There was a fine grittiness in the pie, though.  I don't know if it was a result of the carob powder or the amount of cinnamon; and it took away from the sumptuous smoothness that the tofu brought to the party.  I found myself wondering if the coconut, carob chips, and nuts that I omitted would have hidden the grit by adding other textures to the pie.

Even if this recipe wasn't a complete success, I did end up with Aunt Sue's recipe for her carob pie.  Until next time, my friends!

Creamy Carob Pie

Printable Recipe

1 1/2 pounds tofu

1/2 cup honey

1/2 cup sifted carob powder

2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Shredded coconut (optional)

Carob chips

Chopped nuts

Blend ingredients until very smooth.  Pour into unbaked pie shell and bake at 425 degrees about 15 minutes.  Remove, sprinkle top with carob chips, nuts and coconut. 

Banana Cream Pie

I had never made banana cream pie before, and when I saw this recipe, I figured now was the perfect time.  I liked the fact that this recipe called for tofu, as I have had success with tofu based pies in the past. 

This recipe did pose some problems though.  It looks short and sweet, but some important details are lacking.  My initial confusion came from the ingredient listing '1/2 Honey or Maple Syrup'.  I wasn't sure what measurement the '1/2' referred to, so I used 1/2 cup.  Looking back, that may have been a bit much, but it did not negatively affect the overall flavor of the pie.

I also used silken tofu, which is the tofu I used for the other tofu based pies I have made.  The silken tofu resulted in a very loose pie, so I will most likely opt for firm or very firm tofu in the future, so the pie will set up better.  One last thing I would do differently would be to add lemon juice to the pie to prevent the bananas from browning as quickly.  I made the pie in the morning, and by the time we cut into it in the afternoon, the filling almost looked like melted milk chocolate.  Not very visually appealing for bananas.

The overall pie experience wasn't all bad, though.  The pie has a wonderful flavor and is light and refreshing.  A perfect dessert on a warm spring or summer day.  I will take what I learned from this first experience and try again.  The flavor is there, I just need to work on the aesthetics.

Banana Cream Pie

Printable Recipe

Ingredients
1 pound firm tofu

2 or 3 ripe bananas

1/2 cup honey or maple syrup

Vanilla (optional)

1 baked pie crust

Directions
Slice a banana and place on the bottom of the pie crust in a single layer.  Combine the tofu, bananas, honey and vanilla in a blender and mix until smooth.  Pour mixture into pie crust and refrigerate until set.  Add whipped cream, if desired.